why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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