- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Where do babies come from? My garage

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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