Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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