- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

your a towel.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Homework.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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