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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Farts smell bad!

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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