- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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