Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Women's Rights.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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