What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Penis.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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