What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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