What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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