- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

how do you confuse a blond?

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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