Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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I like pom

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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