- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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