Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Anti Joke

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