- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

The Holocaust

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Knock Knock. Come in.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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