What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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