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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

hi to the world fromthe world

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

My pet rock died.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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