- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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