- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

whats 2+2? 4

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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