Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

asparagus

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

black people

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Wade's the father

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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