- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

women's rights

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

a ginger has a soul

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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