Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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