A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Penis

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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