why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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why?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Shit!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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1+1 =? Too

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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