- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

what do you watch ? a tv

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

womens rights

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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