- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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