so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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involved parents.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Hippopatomous!

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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