- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A black guy with his family.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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