- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

want a balloon? yeah

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

I'm banging your sister.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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