A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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