What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A black guy with his family.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...