19th amendment

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

So. The gays. ...

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

1 + 1 = 3

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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