I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Where's my shotgun

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

I saw a poor man named rich

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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