What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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miley cyrus

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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knock knock

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Penis penis poop butt

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Not Steve Jobs

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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