- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

whoa there

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

How are you? Yes

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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