A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Heartlight

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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