- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.