What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Leave her alone...

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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