- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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