Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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:O + :P = 69

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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