What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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I have no ideas.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Obamacare haters

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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