A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Are you Drew?

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Vagina ass.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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knock knock

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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