- Anti Joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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