Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Your time.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

i cant think of one.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Women's sports.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

fack me!

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