How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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