What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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