a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

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