- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

women's rights

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

a ginger has a soul

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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