A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A: B: No pun intended.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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