- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

a ginger has a soul

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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