A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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If you are my friend like it!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Halo < COD

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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