- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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