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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Sonic

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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