Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Homework.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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1+1 =? Too

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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