What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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