your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Christians pornstars.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

thumb_up thumb_down +51

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the baby die? Abortion

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +37

want a balloon? yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops