What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Mitt Romney.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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a ginger has a soul

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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