- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

I'm off to my tank guys!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Womens Rights.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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