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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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