- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Farts smell bad!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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