Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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