A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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my namew is jd

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Spinabifita

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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