-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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dislike this...please.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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obama

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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