A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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