Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Gadaffi

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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