- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

fruit salad?

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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