What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

whats 2+2? 4

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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