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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Where do babies come from? My garage

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

God bless America, and no where else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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