Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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conrad profit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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