Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Girls Basketball.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's wrong with woman Everything

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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