- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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