- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Six million.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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