- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Doorbell salesman.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what happens during a climax apples

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

what colour is a frog green you idiot

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Japan called... They need help.

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