What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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