- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Women's Rights.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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