Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mamas so fat.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Weiner

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Yo daddy!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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