why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Where do babies come from? My garage

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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