- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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