How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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PENlS.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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LOL May Wong

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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