- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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