this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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