What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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hi patrick

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Woman's Rights

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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