What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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gay marriage.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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anti jokes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Anti Joke

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