- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Black people

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

knock knock ... no one was in

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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