- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Alex Eggbert

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

#scabbers

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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