ROSS G IS OBESE

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Women's rights.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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women playing football?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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