Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Where's my shotgun

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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hi

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good one jess !!

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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