- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

women outside of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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