- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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women playing football?

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Knock knock. Come in.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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