- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

So a black man hails a taxi...

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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