space is fun

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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