- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A snake walks into a bar

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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