Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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