Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Spinabifita

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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test

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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