- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Women's rights.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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