Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Michael Brown

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Hi Shelby!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

liam buchan is gay !

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Guess what? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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