monkey sponge

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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