- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

verry nice how mUCH?

A pedophile walks into a daycare

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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