- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just won the game...

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

It's long!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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