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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Womens Rights.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Women Driving.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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