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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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This one sucks!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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