What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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black people

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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This is not a joke.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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