Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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68 :)

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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no

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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JEWS

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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