- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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