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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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