- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Heartlight

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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