Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

alert("The Game");//

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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