A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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who smells? •Liam

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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