- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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