Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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