- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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