- Anti Joke

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

I like to eat people

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.