- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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