Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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