Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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