- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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