If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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