- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Farts smell bad!

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Niki Minaj's ass

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Comedy.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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