- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Farts smell bad!

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

A black guy with his family.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Male penises.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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