Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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