- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Girls

^that joke a piece of shit

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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