Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Leave her alone...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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