- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Society.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

I'm banging your sister.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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