Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Toaster

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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this is gay

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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