- Anti Joke

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

W.N.B.A.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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