joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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No. Yes.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Penis penis poop butt

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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