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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Girls

involved parents.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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