What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Halo < COD

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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