Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Ham sandwich

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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