Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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who smells? •Liam

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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general tso's broccoli

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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