Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Chrissy is funny.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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