A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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this is a joke

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Anti Joke

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