- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

What looks like a dick? A penis

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

GINGER PEOPLE

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

what's red and blue? your heart

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