A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A blind man walks into a bar

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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