- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

how did little johnny die? i killed him

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.