Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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