A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Women.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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