Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Penis penis poop butt

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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