- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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