- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What is the difference between a duck?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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