Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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