a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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hi. thats what she said.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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