why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Reed is poopin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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