- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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