when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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space is fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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