How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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women playing football?

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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fart+fart=poop

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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