- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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