What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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