What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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