Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A black guy with his family.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Knock knock. Come in.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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THE GAME

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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