Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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poop

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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