Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Mitt Romney.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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