-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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liam buchan is gay !

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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