You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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