- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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