A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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my namew is jd

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Comedy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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