Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Penis penis poop butt

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Penis

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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