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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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