- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Penal Dysfunction

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

1 + 1 = 3

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Penis

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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