a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Jews

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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