- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

1 + 1 = 3

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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