- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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